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covid didn’t break society, all it did was stress test an already crumbling system. what it does deserve credit for is making it common knowledge for the first time for a lot of people that a) the stock market has no ties to reality b) the government could be handing you money for free at any time if they wanted to and c) the degree to which the people in charge of america don’t care if americans die is staggering. oh, and that most celebrities are kinda weirdo losers

i don’t make the rules, my brain does and unfortunately that bitch is chemically imbalanced

i failed knight school so they're feeding me to the dragon tomorrow

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Whenever you're looking at a group of kittens you're immediately drawn to the one that's jumping around, playing, and meowing. This is a trick. That kitten will ruin your life. However, no matter how much you know it's a trick, you will still fall for it

Everybody in the world conspiring to piss me off rn

I rarely appreciate how smart it was to put all of my stats on the ability to piss in a dream without pissing in real life.

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.