an age undreamed of

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[ID: Two gifs of tall grass waving in a strong wind under dark clouds. /end ID]