they’re marigolds

slam poem

he can't take the cringe vaccine because he'll get an autoimmune reaction

Cringe vaccine for his fail immune system

They actually measure your head to neck ratio as part of the diagnostic criteria

dream blunt rotation

i think it is healthy for me to be a judgmental bitch and cunt etc

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

Y'all stay safe in this hot

*sees same stranger three times on campus in one day* what are we

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid