got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

I've always felt an inexplicable arousal when viewing images of naked women

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real