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Tony: got a resume from this highschool kid named Peter about the stark internship… under special interests he just wrote “breakfast”

Tony: I’m interviewing him next week

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*walk slowly to harley*

Peter: *softly* hey, I have something to tell you

Harley: *confuse* okay, what?

Peter: dad love me MORE thn you *runaway*

Harley: *about to reach the hammer on the table and see tony*

Tony: I saw everything you knw……

Harley: and you let it happens… *chase after peter* COME HERE PARKER

Peter: *shrieking*

Tony:

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feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds

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guardian angels watching over us but they’re perched on a power line

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horrific biblical angel but when they sit down they become round and cute like a fat fluffy bird

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Like… this?

Restful…………

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Let Superheros wear helmets 2018

Look at this

These assholes are completely human

Look at this dumb fucking toaster. I know you can be stabbed, Vision! Put on a helmet! You have a useless cape, but no helmet!

You were a neurosurgeon, Stephen! You know how serious head injuries are!

YOU HAD A HELMET IN THE PREVIOUS MOVIES, STEVE! Did T’Challa seriously give this dumb fuck two shields but no helmet, or is he just that reckless?

WHAT THE HELL, T’CHALLA! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY HAVE A HELMET!

T’Challa, wHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WITH A HELMET?! WHAT’S YOUR GAME, T’CHALLA? WHY WON’T YOU GIVE THEM HELMETS?!

ANSWER ME, GODDAMIT!

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I love how you put Shuri first

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It’s full-circle. Revolutionary. Bookended.

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I mean even Grandmaster knew to put one on Hulk. Y'all are just dumb fucks.

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JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS??

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Did Tony write this? He sure wears a helmet.

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LOOK AT IT

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ARE YOU DOING THIS OUT OF SPITE, MARVEL?!?! LOOK AT HIM! HE HAS A WHOLE VIBRANIUM OUTFIT, WINGS, AND A SHIELD, BUT NOTHING TO PROTECT HIS HEAD! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE THE SUPER SOLDIER SERUM! THAT IS A HUMAN SKULL! SHORTEST CAPTAIN AMERICA REIGN EVER BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS GONNA GET BUSTED GOING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE THEM GLASS WINDOWS, YOU MOTHERF-

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Pepper: So, have you two decided on a song for your first dance as husbands?

Tony: Well, Stephen wants something really romantic. Like, ‘When I Look Into Your Eyes’ by Firehouse kind of thing.

Pepper: [sighs] And let me guess, you want...

[meanwhile]

Stephen: [exasperated] Who the HELL wants to dance to AC/DC at their WEDDING??

Wong: Hey, you’re the one who said you wanted to marry him.

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Tony: Where’s Morgan?

Nebula: Doing stuff.

Tony: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Peter?

Nebula: Trying to stop Morgan from doing the stuff.

Tony: What? Then where’s Harley?

Nebula: Trying to stop Peter from stopping Morgan from doing the stuff.

Tony: And what are you doing?

Nebula: Stopping you from stoping Harley from stopping Peter from stopping Morgan from doing the stuff.

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Welp…

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the song

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Future me and my kid watching Infinity War:

Kid: Wait, did they really just die!? Mom quick, let’s watch Endgame now!

Me: No.

Kid: What? What do you mea-

Me: You must wait a year.

Kid: But I see it right there, let’s just-

Me through tears: YOU WILL WAIT A YEAR AND SUFFER AS YOUR ELDERS DID.

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People honestly saying that war machine would’ve been a better replacement for iron man while RDJ himself is literally like:

Extra:

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WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRY ALL THE DAMN TIME

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This is so important. Even when you feel unworthy of every single thing, you are still just as worthy as your highest potential.

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SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME dir. John Watts

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Tony Stark + thinking he failed to protect his loved ones

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Tony Stark and his kids appreciation gifset.

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Seriously, we must do something.

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I can’t see into the future, I’m not a witch. No? Then why did you dress like one?

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