bebe sloff

you really can’t ever know.

Writing a pwp longfic Tolstoy style. Every arc of fucking and sucking will have a multi-chapter interlude reviewing what exactly makes something "perverted" and covertly reminding the audience that we can't definitively say what makes these characters cum because no model of attraction proposed by historians, psychologists, or anthropologists can ever grasp the true emotional mechanics of sex until they admit that divine providence plays a role.

#you jest but I just read an anthology of 19th century french erotic novellas and half of them are like this#for one i had to go through a 50-page diatribe on the nature of sex the nature of art the divine feminine vs. the evil masculine the way#that the bourgeoisie has corrupted and misunderstood sappho's tenets and a discourse on whether lesbian love is better when it's vulgar and#carnal or pure and wholesome before I got to the lesbian fucking and sucking#it was very insightful actually because I learned that the tradition of upper class racist gold star lesbians who frequent literary salons#and read each other mid poetry they wrote to explore their connection to the divine before getting into insane polycule drama is a tradition#that has existed longer than I imagined - via @mala-taste

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it

Your reminder to brush and floss today! Every little bit makes a difference, pls try.

And remember that your dentist can help you find strategies to help you brush and mitigation strategies for when it’s hard.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

where does the scp foundation even get all of those class d personnel? theres no way people are getting death sentences often enough to keep up with this bullshit

my scp foundation scientist told me anomalies keep eating his class d personnel so i asked how many class d personnel he has and he said he just goes to the american prison system and gets a new death row inmate afterwards so i said it just sounds like hes feeding inmates to anomalies and then the wiki mods started crying

Let me give you all a tip that I doubt will be helpful for you, do not build a house if you do not already own a house. You might see “new construction, buy the lot and pay us and we’ll build this” listings on real estate sites, do not fall for them. A shitty one bedroom bird in the hand is better than a three bedroom new construction in the bush. These contractors suck ass. There is an 85% chance it will take YEARS to build that house and they will do it so incorrectly you will spend the rest of your life suing them to fix it. It’s not ALWAYS a scam but it is not a risk you want to take if you’re already renting and scraping buy. Get a house with good bones (get a private inspection) and work on making it your dream house, avoid paying for the concept of a house.