Marvel, Incorrect!

Loki: I don’t know. What do you usually do when I’m gone?

Mobius: I wanted to get them on my side, so I bribed them with chocolate fondue and a dessert plate.

*crashing inside theater room, followed by loud voices and hysterical laughter*

Ravonna: You gave two unstable, unpredictable, and dangerous variants who have only eaten grape nuts and figs their whole lives as a treat chocolate??

Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?

Loki, flustered: I-

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Carol: I love how this implies your murder is inevitable. So much chaotic energy.

Mobius: Loki, no.

Sylvie: Mistlefoe...

Sam: Really? Name one law.

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Don't kill people?

Bucky: I was carrying too much and dropped it.

Steve: Your problem is you've got no common sense.

Bucky: I'VE GOT PLENTY OF COMMON SENSE

Bucky: When I find out who did, I'm going to kil-

Sam: Oh, sorry Buck. It was me.

Tony: :)

Bruce, reading the rest of the note: No, a summer's day is not a bitch."

Sarah: *sighing* What did Bucky do?

Sam: He chased the guy to the next red light, then reached in the car and-

Loki: Just my love for you!

Therapist: What emotion?

Loki: So, things are going pretty good!