it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine