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incorrecthobquotes

Shi Qing Xuan: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?

Ming Yi, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There’s been a misunderstanding.

incorrecthobquotes

Shi Qing Xuan: Hey Ming-xiong, can we hang out at your place?

Ming Yi: Do you usually ask that question right in front of people’s doors?

herzspalter

Hooked

bloodbending

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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porterr-robinson

princesstigerbelle

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO

THANk YOU!!

binary-bird

style/sequential art experiment feat. incorrect hamlet quotes.

theweirdwideweb

How Charlie Chaplin accomplished this amazing special effect in his 1937 film “Modern Times”.

raspberrymama

Okay that’s awesome

decembersoul

Libraries with a sense of humour.

andromedaspull

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

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thisistemporaryiguess

Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

thehauntedmansion2003

COMPANY IS COMING

I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE

thehauntedmansion2003

IF YOU HAVEN’T MADE YOUR BED, THROW IT AWAY ITS TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW

thehauntedmansion2003

GET RID OF THE COUCHES

WE CAN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE

SIT

concealedblade-deactivated20210

PUT EM IN THE CUBBIES

intergalacticsuperstar

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

ghostiewitch

Best thing I’ve seen all day

ruffboi-mags

god look at her just staring him fuckin DOWN

lord-kitschener

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

saxifraga-x-urbium

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

curseworm

i dont want to live anymore

eazzy--pink

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

boy-obsesed-barbie

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

androxibot-deactivated20190428

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

brookietf

LMAO

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

S I N

raedmagdon

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

garrettauthor

I guess we’re all spreading the fucking misery today.

vicmorrowsghost

It’s back for 2018! https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/30/bad-sex-award-2018-the-contenders-in-quotes

“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

godihatethisfreakingcat

If it makes you feel any better, I think the article mentions that that particular passage is from a parody of a memoir or something.

tzikeh

“Vaginal Ratchet” is the name of my Hole tribute band.

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wern

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

chuuzus

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

axylh

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 10 YEA-

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