Sorry, I spent all my money on books

ID: a cartoon drawing of a black dog viewed from the side. In a spiky blue speech bubble in handwritten blue capital letters it reads “Oh wait! I’m becoming everything I ever wanted to be!” End ID

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

due to not wanting to. I will not be

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.