the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

Wow i like it. Everybody say hi to them pleas.

always a bad omen when the poop in the morning is so pitifully small

I wish some one would put a stop to your cruelty by Killingyou

My thoughts Every time I see a puppy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Im Going To Become Angry.

Me and my buddy got jumped by Foster the People

ok well I bet on winning dogs. lol

My post is awesome!

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

Dude, Where's My Crap?