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WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

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Podficcing: Why do we persist in the face of "low engagement"?
Gosh, I've had this post simmering in the back of my head ever since reading these posts a few months ago. I don't know if this is going to be the most organized or cohesive post, but I want to try to get some of these thoughts out of my brain.
I've been seeing multiple permutations on the "feed your creators!/leave comments!/reblog, don't just like art!/I gave up creating because I wasn't getting enough feedback" style posts for years now and on one level, I totally get the sentiment! I love comments/feedback! I wouldn't share my podfic if I didn't want the potential for acknowledgement or engagement. It is sad when something you've worked hard on feels like it debuts to crickets. It's hard to create in a vacuum--completely understandable! But the tripping point for me with these discussions has always been the part where people say they stop creating or at least feel demotivated about creating more. That's the point for me where I go, "Oh, my experience is not universal." Because--(*looks at my 1700+ works on AO3, 220 of which have 0 comments*)--the lack of feedback podfic gets clearly hasn't stopped me. 😂
And I want to be clear that this is not a moral superiority point! I think writing and podficcing are different enough that maybe things aren't tracking one-to-one in these types of conversations. So this is genuinely a, "Huh, why doesn't it stop me?" question I'm trying to answer. Or rather, why doesn't it stop us, as podficcers?
hey folks, look who finally learned how to make cover art!
2025 Year in Review
This was only my 2nd year as a podfic'er, and I went a little nuts. Do you know how much fic I wrote this year? 2k words. Do you know how much podfic I posted? That added up to over 120k. It was a year with a lot of firsts for me. I started off in January offering podfic for the Fandom Trumps Hate auction. Incredibly, two of my lovely Carry On friends ended up in a last-minute bidding war, which was exciting! I also tried offering a podfic in other fandoms, but it only got the bare minimum bid. So lesson learned-- Carry On is still the best fandom around :D
It turns out I'm more multi-fannish as a podficer than as a writer, however. I ended up creating for several new-to-me fandoms, with one podfic for HP (I know, I'm sorry.) 2 for A Knight's Tale, a movie I fell in love with, and one for the Dark Rise series, as well as 36 for Carry On. (But even that fic has a Carry On connection, since it's by a CO fic writer we know and love).
I crunched the numbers yesterday, and I was incredibly surprised at how much it all added up to. I'm going to break this down by fandom instead of month. Here's what I did this year:
A Knight's Tale
Nothing Ventured (M) 1h 22m Down a Dark Desert Highway (T) 13m
Carry On
Scare me up a little bit of love (M) 49m (so far) This Is Your Place (M) 2h 10m Secret Crush (T) 27m The Wedding Planner (T) 46m The Longest Night 10m
Dark Rise
Two Truths and a Lie (T) 47m
Harry Potter
Quidditch and the Art of Friendship Refusals (T) 1h 17m
That makes a total of 67,890 words of fic recorded, edited and posted this year, or 8 hours of podfic, **NOT including the Carry On Countdown***.
This was a year of firsts for me! I finally learned how to make cover art:
I also included music in for the first time, starting with the A Knight's Tale fic, Nothing Ventured, which has quite a bit of music in between all the scene breaks. But the main thing is, I finally sat myself down and learned how to use Audacity beyond copy-pasting and background noise removal. I'm still not great at it, but I put in a huge amount of effort to get better sound quality, and if you listen to my first several fics, I think you'll agree that it paid off. I'm much better at getting consistent volume and getting rid of intrusive background noises. I also put in some time to learn how to use the mic correctly so I didn't have so much to edit out on the first place 😅
The podfic that took the most time *BY FAR* was 'This Is Your Place' created for Fandom Trumps Hate. Not only is it my longest posted pod to date, I was learning a lot of these things as I was trying to edit, and I also got a cold at one point and my voice sounded like an entirely different person was speaking... it was a lot. I struggled with this one for 6 months. But on the other hand, I feel that the reception to that podfic has been especially heartfelt and I believe it touched people. The fic was certainly worth the time I took to try to get it right! And a lot of my later efforts went more quickly because of all the things I learned in the process of making that podfic.
My other main hurdle is finding a decent place to record!! For half the year I was recording in the back seat of my car, as a solution for the fact that my home is never quiet. It was sort of cramped and uncomfortable, but it got the job done. I was recording in my car in all sorts of weather, from freezing cold to sweltering, and finding any little halfway decent place I could park and get some privacy without looking too sketchy-- mainly a lot of tiny parks with secluded parking lots. However, my junky car has finally been hauled off to the scrap yard 😥 so now what will I do? I don't know, but that's a problem for 2026-me.
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Fandom Trumps Hate ! 'This is Your Place' and 'Quidditch and the Art...' were both for the Fandom Trumps Hate charity auction, and thank you to everyone who bid on me! I have one final podfic to make for this event, which I'll be working on in 2026.
Pod-o-Ween: 'Down a Dark Desert Highway' and 'Scare me up a little bit of love' were both for this Halloween-themed podfic event!
Carry On Tenth Anniversary Exchange 'The Wedding Planner' was a CO Tenth Anniversary gift for Jess!
International Tumblr Podfic Exchange 'Two Truths and a Lie' was a gift fic for this event!
Carry On Countdown 2025 [Podfic Edition] I chose, recorded, edited and posted an incredible 53k worth of words in two months for this event. this adds up 8 hours and 5 minutes of podfic over the course of 2 months. I'm floored. --this has to be a separate post because it feels like its own special side project. There were 31 podfics in all, but all posted as one work.
My grand total this year was over 120k words, and 16+ hours of podfic posted!
But guess what? My posted stuff is kind of the tip of the iceburg as far as projects I've been working on. I have 14 projects that I've at least started and several more I'm planning, and some of them are very long. There are 5 longfics that I've recorded and edited at least a few chapters of, but I'm waiting to post until they're all done! (These are going to remain a secret for now 😉)
I feel like this post is very braggy, and it is, but this has been my year of over-the-top podfic creation. I predict that I'll keep going for a little while then hit a wall. Someday I hope I'll get back into writing, but for this year, it's been fun to marinate in other people's words 😎

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Snowbaz Write a Podfic Rec List
(Dear readers and listeners, this is an assignment for VoiceTeam to write a podfic rec list from a character's point of view. Many excellent podfics were left off the list because I couldn't let Simon or Baz suggest something angsty!)
Simon: Hiya, I'm Simon! Baz: And I'm Baz. S: Weve been asked to rec a few podfics. As you'd know if you've listened to Everything's a Story, every time someone reads a fic, we get to re-live the story. B [sounding tired]: Over and over again. S [excited]: That's right! So let's get started on a few of our favorites. Let's see....you can enjoy Baz as a hot psych professor in Bazlow's Hierarchy of Needs, or a hot crossword-puzzler in 15-Across, or if you're into that sexy, sexy vampire stuff, he's so hot in Tyrannus. B: Simon! S: That's right, babe. You're hot! [to the audience]: He's Gothic, not Victorian. B: [condescendingly]: The readers don't have a vampire kink like you do, Snow. S: Wanna bet? B: No. S: Didn't think so. Well, if you want to hear about some sweet, sweet biting that sadly has no fangs involved, listen to Love Bite. B [misty-eyed]: We were just babies then! S: We were five Baz. That's hardly babies. B: Close enough. S: Ooh, how about the one where we're food! B: Fake syrup and fake butter? S: Still food, though. B: Simon, love, you've got it all wrong. The people want feelings, emotions. They want pining. Gazing into each other's eyes full of unspoken words and secret longings. S: And you're here to give it to them. B: Too true, I am. I recommend Petrichor, where we kiss romantically after getting caught in the rain. Or High Up in the Leafy Branches, where we kiss romantically in a treehouse. S: You fell out of that treehouse, Baz. B [clearly lying]: No I didn't. S: You did. B: Well, remember that time I pick you up at your own bachelor party after you're dumped by your fiance? S: Not my finest moment. B: But it all turned out for the best. S: It usually does, for us. B: If we want to revisit our school days, but have things turn out differently, I'm partial to Merlin May I. Or my own personal favorite: Light Me Up. S: Aww yeah, that one's well sexy! B: How about it, listener? Want to let us engage in some deeply sensual magic-sharing? S: You mean sex, Baz. B: That too. S: Please? B: You know you want to. Just follow the links below. S: Pleasssse?? B: They get the point, Simon. S: Happy listening! Now if you'll excuse me, I just have to .... [kissing sounds] [end]
Links under the cut!
Surprise!! A Dark Rise series podfic:
( @emeryhall and @j03-05 I know you've already seen the podfic, but I really think you should see the cover art too 😂 I tried very very hard to find the appropriate cream-colored horn-shaped vibrator , but I think maybe this image is even funnier? )
[Podfic] Two Truths and a Lie by @emeryhall
Rated T, 45 minutes, a Dark Rise series modern AU
Summary: Will Kempen tries to force the truth out of James St Clair during a night of party games at Devon's flat.
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2025.12.25 - Bonus Content!
i do not regret you [M, 31/35] by @monbons / monbons and @mooncello / mooncello- part 1 of the ICARUS collection
Chapter 31 Tumblr versions of chapters & monbon's master post
2025.12.24 (Day 30, pt 2) - Last Dance
Watford Shopping Centre Chronicles- Carry On Countdown 2025 [M, 30/30] by @prettygoododds / PrettyGoodOdds
Chapter 30: Last Dance Simon spends Christmas Eve with the Grimms
Carry On Countdown 2025-- [Podfic Edition] [NR, 31/31] by @speakwithmagic / speakwithmagic
Chapter 32: [Podfic] Poetically Unsaid [T, 20mins] Original Fic [T, 1.9k] by @thehoneyedhufflepuff / The_Honeyed_Hufflepuff
The Sexy Rogue in My Party Might Be a Vampire [E + Art, 30/30] by @jyae23 / Jyae23
Chapter 30: Baz: Last Dance Their Last Dance
I can't believe it's already the last day of Carry On Countdown!
Thank you to @carryon-countdown, all the mods, and all the fantastic creators this year!
Stay tuned for the Masterposts next week!
2025.12.24 (Day 30) - Last Dance
Please note that links will direct you to the listed chapter.
If You Were Me [T, 29/29] by @confusedbiqueer / ConfusedBiQueer
Chapter 29: Day 30: Last Dance
i do not regret you [M, 30/35] by @monbons / monbons and @mooncello / mooncello- part 1 of the ICARUS collection
Chapter 30 Tumblr versions of chapters & monbon's master post
you are the river of light who i love [T, 3k] by morganalegay - Part 30 of liv's COC 2025
“What about Agatha?” Simon asked when the moment had passed, when their hands dropped again to their sides. Baz sneered at Simon; he was always doing that, from the first moment they met when the Crucible cast them together. “You’re thicker than I thought if you think that I’ve ever truly, actually cared about Agatha.” Or, Simon gets stuck in a fairy ring in the Wavering Wood during the final battle. Day 30 Dec 24 The Last Dance
2025.12.23 (Day 29, pt 2) - Confession
Watford Shopping Centre Chronicles- Carry On Countdown 2025 [M, 29/30] by @prettygoododds / PrettyGoodOdds
Chapter 29: Confession Simon and Baz have a little heart to heart.
Carry On Countdown 2025-- [Podfic Edition] [NR, 31/?] by @speakwithmagic / speakwithmagic
Chapter 31: [Podfic] 10 Things I Love About You [G, 6mins] Original Fic [G, 530] by @run-for-chamo-miles / Dawg1515
If You Were Me [T, 28/29] by @confusedbiqueer / ConfusedBiQueer
Chapter 28: Day 29: Confession
Less Than Ten Percent of Total Conversational Time (Between the two of you, it's impossible) [T, 2.6k] by @musicallychaos / MusicallyChaos - Part 29 of Musically's COC 2025
Baz confesses his feelings for Simon. Not to Simon. To Penelope
I'm up late on Christmas Eve posting my very last podfic. Santa works hard but fandom works harder, etc.
We've finally come to the Last Dance
Carry On Countdown day 30!
Poetically Unsaid by @thehoneyedhufflepuff
Simon and Baz share a special anniversary.
Listen here on ao3!
@carryon-countdown
(ty to @cutestkilla for the banner, and to everyone who's made this COC special!)

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A short poem for the second-to-last day of the COC this year!
Day 29: Confession
10 Things I Love About You by @run-for-chamo-miles (Dawg1515)
[Podfic version]
listen here on ao3!
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2025.12.23 (Day 29) - Confession
Please note that links will direct you to the listed chapter.
The Sexy Rogue in My Party Might Be a Vampire [E + Art, 29/30] by @jyae23 / Jyae23
Chapter 29: Simon: Confession The moment of truth: Is Baz a vampire like Simon hoped- or I mean assumed?
would you? [T, 1.5k] by morganalegay - Part 29 of liv's COC 2025
Baz is keeping a secret from Simon, and it's driving him insane. Day 29 Dec 23 Confession
i do not regret you [M, 29/35] by @monbons / monbons and @mooncello / mooncello- part 1 of the ICARUS collection
Chapter 29 Tumblr versions of chapters & monbon's master post
2025.12.22 (Day 28, pt 2) - Red
The Sexy Rogue in My Party Might Be a Vampire [E + Art, 28/30] by @jyae23 / Jyae23
Chapter 28: Simon: Red Both of them have internal battles realizing what they've done with each other. Plus, there's fireworks.
A Sip [E, 2.6k] by @musicallychaos / MusicallyChaos - Part 28 of Musically's COC 2025
Baz does his research. Simon reaps the rewards
Carry On Countdown 2025-- [Podfic Edition] [NR, 30/?] by @speakwithmagic / speakwithmagic
Chapter 30: [Podfic] Hunger of the Shadow [T, 15mins] Original Fic [T, 1.9k] by @mostlymaudlin / mostly_maudlin
Watford Shopping Centre Chronicles- Carry On Countdown 2025 [M, 28/30] by @prettygoododds / PrettyGoodOdds
Chapter 28: Red The Grimm's have a favor to ask Simon
And now a word from the Humdrum...
COC day 28: RED
Hunger of the Shadow by @mostlymaudlin
Rated T, 15 minutes
Listen here on ao3
(ty @cutestkilla for the banner, here's one about your favorite guy)
(only two days late sorry dears!)
If you need a warm podfic for a cold winter night...
COCday 27: Let it Snow
Illuminate by @twokisses
After her first long and eventful year of being friends with the Chosen One, Penny brings Simon to her grandmother's house for Deepavali - in the hopes that the festival of lights might help illuminate Simon's strange mood.
Written for the Let it Snow Zine!
listen here on ao3!
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An Unfortunate Announcement
all my podfics are temporarily unavailable until the Internet Archive is back online. 😭
We're back online now!

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An Unfortunate Announcement
all my podfics are temporarily unavailable until the Internet Archive is back online. 😭
2025.12.21 (Day 27) - Let It Snow
Please note that links will direct you to the listed chapter.
The Sexy Rogue in My Party Might Be a Vampire [E + Art, 27/30] by @jyae23 / Jyae23
Chapter 27: Simon: Let It Snow Simon realizes he should've been honing his skills in conjuring up food rather than playing with his sword after all these years.
i do not regret you* [M, 27/35] by @monbons / monbons and @mooncello / mooncello- part 1 of the ICARUS collection
*Multiple chapters posted today: Chapter 26 (Part 1) Chapter 27 (Part 2) Tumblr versions of chapters & monbon's master post
if we make it through december [T, 3.5k] by morganalegay - Part 28 of liv's COC 2025
I think at this point in my education, I could probably author a book on what Magical Shit is real and what’s made up. I would credit Penny as a co-author, because she tells me that the pink yeti that came out of the Wavering Wood was an Admirable Snowman, a magical creature that's vaguely related to the Abominable Snowman. It was heading toward a group of third years, and when I cut it down with the Sword of Mages, it exploded into a cloud of pink glitter and a gust of cold air. (I don’t really know if it would be considered a dark creature, I mean, it was pink.) Day 27 Dec 21 Let it Snow
Watford Shopping Centre Chronicles- Carry On Countdown 2025 [M, 27/30] by @prettygoododds / PrettyGoodOdds
Chapter 27: Let It Snow The snow has other plans for how this date should end
2025.12.20 (Day 26, pt 2) - Crack
Carry On Countdown 2025-- [Podfic Edition] [NR, 28/?] by @speakwithmagic / speakwithmagic
Chapter 28: [Podfic] Everything's a Story [E, 13mins] Original Fic [E, 1.7k] by @bookish-bogwitch / bookish_bogwitch
The Sexy Rogue in My Party Might Be a Vampire [E + Art, 26/30] by @jyae23 / Jyae23
Chapter 26: Baz: Crack Simon's plan on distracting Baz from his worries by attending the festival is working, but could you really focus on anything when someone's "sword" is rubbing up against ya?