Extensional Crisis

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

i feel attacked

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

Dionysus: You got troubled spirits? Cause I got a dildo.

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for

They did very well when introduced to Australia.

Little horny on main

madam spgheettey 

and her assistant mr guack

THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII

so are you telling me that Japan’s punk phase was really the kawaii phase

Kawaii is so goth

Metal heads Stan for our sisters in lace

Metal heads Stan for our sisters in lace

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

Passion, love it when people have passion. I don’t care what your passion is, but if you’re putting effort into something, aiming for a certain goal/interest, that’s beautiful

Is Russia even a real country

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Who are you?”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

That last one!!!