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Sex is when I'm fully clothed and hitting you with a bat

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[ID: A fried egg being sewn to a blue t shirt with a sewing machine.]

I enjoy both the nose scrunch and the fact it is holding the fruit with both hands and one foot

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now

image: a white coffee mug with the words "best sacrificial lamb" printed on it in all-capitals black italics. end ID

"im so over it" <- guy who has not even begun to crest the hill

People who are mad about the "This is not a love story" on the cover of Solitaire did not pay enough attention to the bit where Tori talks about Pride and Prejudice and about marriage not being the central concern of the book, but instead she believes the central concern are Darcy's and Elizabeth's characters: "They spend the whole thing trying to merge who they really are and who they're seen as"

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

whu do u guys always draw dragons getting shot by arrows and their heads cut off and shit If i found a dragon i wouldnt do any of that shit

I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

My favorite genre of information is when someone gives me an explanation that I find equally as incomprehensible as whatever I missed out on in the first place.