Sex is when I'm fully clothed and hitting you with a bat
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Sex is when I'm fully clothed and hitting you with a bat

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
[ID: A fried egg being sewn to a blue t shirt with a sewing machine.]
Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew
I enjoy both the nose scrunch and the fact it is holding the fruit with both hands and one foot
the recurring plight
i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now

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office mug
image: a white coffee mug with the words "best sacrificial lamb" printed on it in all-capitals black italics. end ID
"im so over it" <- guy who has not even begun to crest the hill
People who are mad about the "This is not a love story" on the cover of Solitaire did not pay enough attention to the bit where Tori talks about Pride and Prejudice and about marriage not being the central concern of the book, but instead she believes the central concern are Darcy's and Elizabeth's characters: "They spend the whole thing trying to merge who they really are and who they're seen as"
everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent
whu do u guys always draw dragons getting shot by arrows and their heads cut off and shit If i found a dragon i wouldnt do any of that shit

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Miles and his three dads.
I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.
pros of corded headphones:
Cant lose phone
dont need to charge headphones
they look cool and are amazing
cons of corded headphones:
Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you
glad this was a hit with corded headphone users
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Neon Genesis Evangelion + English Title Cards
aka Six Acts and an Epilogue Set in Divided Tokyo-3
My favorite genre of information is when someone gives me an explanation that I find equally as incomprehensible as whatever I missed out on in the first place.
My second favorite genre of information is when I learn about some significant new event or discovery and then immediately learn it is a hoax, usually something that would not have affected me in any way but manages to get enough people outraged that literally thousands of them share the hoax and correction, like speed running one of those old timey spiritualist con men from "ghosts real" to "Houdini reveals hoax" but in 0.3. seconds.
It's like some four dimensional net zero information where the only real discovery is a new form of impotent rage.