Sparrow (multifandom)

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

armand is such an of-fucking-course character to get obsessed with i’m honestly a little disappointed in myself

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it's been said before but there really is something so funny about the critics/screeners all being like "armand fans are finally going to have to face the Real Armand this season >:) they're not going to like him anymore once they realize how much of a monster he actually is >:)" meanwhile my dash for the last several weeks has been nothing but my beloved fellow armand enjoyers going WHY DIDNT THEY LET ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WHY DIDNT WE GET THE SCENE OF ARMAND HAVING A VIOLENT MELTDOWN WHEN GABISTAT TRIED TO LEAVE HIM IN PARIS. BRING OUT THE MACHETE. YOU PROMISED US A MACHETE. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MACHETE ROLIN