#1 Claude Giroux Flyers Coach Truther

feisty boy

genuinely funny in a very dry deadpan sort of way

extremely competitive and basically good at everything as confirmed by literally every player who has ever played with him

he goes all out for halloween. loves a couples costume

he is an actual sappy romantic. ryanne asking him "why do you like facetime so much" and him saying "i like seeing your face," his proposal was done by flashlight in the house he was having built for them to raise a family in, "i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you" in his handwriting so you know he didnt pay a florist to write the card, also this list (in his and her handwriting) of all the things he enjoys to do with ryanne... i think about this one all the time:

did i mention he is FUNNY. for an all star game he had "G-BABY" stitched in orange onto his cufflinks

surprisingly very good at a convincing pigeon coo? this one i also think about

beer pong in double wrist casts. nothing else to say about that

what i really think is very special about him is the intense loyalty he inspires in everyone. like have you seen the things his teammates have said about him. they would walk backwards into hell if claude told them to. and the fans like... i am not an outlier when it comes to him, he kind of just inspires that devotion in people

again. funny. his old tweets were classics

he is an advocate for grilled cheese and even though i dont agree with his propensity for ketchup on the side i will defend his right to do so to the death if i must

big heart bigger boobs. obsessed with his mitties (man titties) forever

he loved philly as much as we loved him. he still wears his phillies hat. he spent almost the entire olympic break in philadelphia this year. couldve gone anywhere and he spent it here. i dont have words for it

there is literally so much i could say about him i dont even know how to continue like we will be here for hours. but he is everything to me. literally everything. i know you asked for qualities and i mostly gave you reasons i love him but they are one and the same #tome

carlos off court = nerd loser (affectionate) 😚😚😚

He is literally minuscule this is crazy

DONT 💔💔💔💔💔

Steve harvey: name something that gets passed around

Jannik: a ball?

Steve: a BALL? [long-suffering glance as if into the face of god. An X appears on the board]

Novak: carlos?