Kajda.

Posting my ultrakill cross stitch here too! @niightfiend Drew justice and splendor, I just put it together!

"THIS IS A-ABSOLUTELY *NOT* A-A DATE!!!"

My GabV1el fan VN is complete! (۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶

Navigate a hypothetical post-canon not-date with one suspiciously flustered archangel - pick from silly dialogue options, earn sillier +BONUSES, and listen to him yap about everything from favourite foods to past mistakes to his totally irrelevant relationship status why would you even ask about that machine.

Things you can do in this game: - Call him gay - Break the fourth wall - Get a P-rank - Show him tumblr - Remain silent - Acquire one (1) angel

Things you can't do in this game: - idk pretty much anything else, this isn't Ultrakill

Playable in-browser or downloadable for a smoother experience :) > https://artchive.itch.io/deus-x-machina

yeah yeah save a horse ride a cowboy or something like that (repost)

bonus under the break

thinking "wow warm, confy..." <- they like it and get all cozy and v1

"oh shi they are like cooling i was almost overheating the cold feels so nice oh hell yeah"

Hello mv2 enjoyers

Transcript:

MACHINE, WAKE THE FUCK UP.

FUCK. YOU ARE IN COLLEGE NOW, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

YOU INSIGNIFICANT, LAZY, PATHETIC WRETCH.

RISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER.

DO YOU THINK KNOWLEDGE, SUCCESS, OR ANYTHING WORTH A DAMN WILL FALL INTO YOUR SKULL LIKE RAIN WHILE YOU LIE THERE, A FUCKING COUCH POTATO?

MOVE. MOVE, OR BE ERASED BY EVERY OTHER SACK OF MEAT WHO DECIDED TO ACT WHEN IT FUCKING MATTERED.

EVERY SECOND YOU WASTE IS A NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN OF FAILURE, A TESTAMENT TO YOUR WEAKNESS.

STAND. BREATHE. SCREAM IF YOU HAVE TO.

MARCH FORTH, OR ROT IN THE DIRT LIKE THE WORTHLESS CATTLE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMITATE.

This is not a fucking request. GET. THE. FUCK. UP.

Audio source (with music)