getthecoolshoeshine

my close personal friend two glasses of riesling

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

thin veil today isnt it

full time job glaring at men on public transit trying to chat up teenage girls until they get uncomfortable and move seats

some people see their posting as court jester-esque while other view themselves as scribes. im a horse galloping through a field. the knight on top of me, my friend, is bleeding out. hunched forward. the weight of it on my neck is soothing. he was wounded by the other knight. the one i take him to meet after dark, in the same secluded bit of forest even when it's cold out. they hold each other and call each other lover. my friend wasn't wearing his armour and the sword went right through. but it wasn't easy. the other knight was crying too. i'm writing this down on the computer. it isn't easy. this keyboard wasn't made for hooves

i love writing uncomfortable conversationsssss i love shitty communication skills i love misunderstandings i love competing and contradictory needs and desires i love situations where nobody is happy and theyre just talking about it but its not fixing anything :)

i love when nobody says what they mean and i love when nobody understands what they should from what is being said and i love when nobody thinks before they speak and i love when everybody thinks theyre having a different conversation and i love when everybody is trying their best and it just SUCKS

noncon friendship

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