So you like cats?

“No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’.”

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

yo’ll

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

Isn’t that true of all things French?

Yes. Yes it is. 

I cannot even deny it…

“For the aesthetics,” the French sob softly, shoving three Es into the word créées. It is not beautiful enough. They are never beautiful enough. Slowly France is losing its will to live.

How millennials killed the divorce industry

this is one of the best visual representations of classical music i’ve ever seen

Splendid

steve, you fucking drama llama.