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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
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So long story short, got a new actor hyperfixation, watched the Eragon movie adaptation, it made me wanna pick up the book really badly. I am now very normal about Murtagh
Hey, does anyone know if there is some sort of official canon for how long it was between Selena's death and Morzan's?
When you're writing a thing and you want to talk about the thing but you know that if you do your brain's gonna be like "okey we're done with this now :)" so you're just sat there typing away like a husky with a muzzle
I really like the idea of Murtagh being incredibly chill about realizing that he's bisexual. His life is so goddamn weird that learning he's bisexual through who Thorn tries to set him up with doesn't even crack the top ten list of most earth shattering revelations he's had in the last few years. It is so charmingly mundane by comparison to the typical horrors that he is quickly as onboard with it as he is with anything else to to with romance.
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Welcome to the world of ECLIPSE!
ECLIPSE is an original campaign for Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition written, played, and recorded for your listening pleasure. We have a very queer and trans friendly cast, as well as original music and sound design work.
Join us in Hollywood California in the year 2033 for the largest televised event in the world, ECLIPSE. ECLIPSE boasts performances from all disciplines imaginable, and aims to ensure every day is packed with excitement and entertainment, but there seems to be something more sinister going on behind the scenes. Join our 6 heroes, performers for the various events, as they try to unravel the mystery, and save the world.
The official trailer and Episode 1 are live right now. Episode 2 will be out on Friday June 20th, and then the posting schedule will be every other Friday after that. A lot of love and a lot of hard work were out into this show, so I hope you all enjoy!
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Hey guys! A little unusual for me, but I started an actual play podcast. I have worked ridiculously hard on this, and I am loving the way it turned out. If this sort of thing interests you, please give it a listen, and follow the blog for updates and art and behind the scenes stuff and whatnot!
Eragon’s first POV chapter: I need to get food for my family so we don’t starve this winter
Roran’s first POV chapter: my home and my family and my inheritance have been destroyed
Saphira’s first POV chapter:
Pat the Eragon Gifs! Regular edition and extra panel edition!
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YESSSSS
*aggressively patting stressed-out trauma puppy*
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*burning alive*
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normal about this guy. murtagh ily
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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.
#imo the writers who write insanely good fanfic can’t file the serial numbers off because they grasped the canon so thoroughly #the shitty stuff is publishable because once you change the names you can’t recognize these people
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Youtube: Surely you want to watch a video about how awful taz graduation is
Me: TAZ GRADUATION?? My beloved campaign where a villain and two sidekicks in training are one hero? Taz Graduation? Which has my favorite character description in all of taz? Taz Graduation? Which has a character turn into a potted plant and a heist was saved through the powers of a cool haircut? Taz Graduation? Which features the snack "hot mint gum"? Taz Graduation? Which has one of the sweetest little found familt moments when the Firbolg's new clan is small and only has three people???? Taz Graduation? Which has a magic crab? WHY WOULD I WANT TO HEAR A BAD WORD ABOUT IT?
rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
I’m just gonna get more aggressive about queering up eragon now! Arya should lez out!! As should nasuada!! Gay murtagh!!! Brom and morzan 100% fucked!! As did morzan and galbatorix!!! Nonbinary angela!!!
would also like to add. morzan and galbatorix 100% fucked! eragon is a trans guy (lets be real there is something so transgender about what happened at the blood oath celebration + the fact that riders bodies change as a result of their bond with dragons)
Smoke, Fire, Juniper by Ashna42 on AO3 was super fun for the Murtagh lovers.
🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭🤩🤩 It's me!!!!
Very cracked Morzan AU
Listen, I get Morzan is supposed to be this big evil guy who’s unredeemable. And I do love him for that as a character.
However, with my math and the timeline, Morzan was a kid when Galbatorix took him, and used his true name and made him his apprentice.
And Oromis said Morzan always had a darkness in him. And is always talking smack about Morzan. but to me it was always weird small things pointed out. Like picking on Brom for doing weird superstition things that would get him picked on by anyone.
But what if Morzan was literally just a regular kid who was just getting in trouble with Brom a lot. And Oromis as an only child elf just didn’t get the sibling dynamics that they had going on.
So Morzan as the elder would also get in trouble when Brom did something wrong?
In all honesty, with Oromis as a character, that’s very much something he’d do. Especially with how he kinda bullied Eragon for being in pain. I’d go evil with him as my mentor too.
Just imagine this…
Morzan: *breathes*
Oromis: EVIL!
Morzan: this is why I try to kill you.
Legit
I've been tossing around the idea myself of something similar of Murtagh, like, through some means finding out more about his father and the life that he lives and finding out that a lot of his behavior can be explained by various tragic factors in his life. Like finding out that maybe Morzan did willingly team up with Galbatorix, yes, but he was also horribly manipulated and abused by him, and he went a little crazy in the first place after the identity of his dragon was erased, and Murtagh has to decide if that means he forgives his father, or how much he forgives him vs still holding him accountable for his actions, etc. Definitely Morzan's time with Oromis is another thing to think about. Damn the more and more I delve into this series again as an adult the more I realize that Oromis is kind of the fucking worst, huh?
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
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This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh
I think all of us knew Eragon and Arya was going to be a canon couple. Considering how the majority of the Fandom is, considering how Christopher chose to write Arya in specifically to be his wife*, this was almost all but certain.
But I still don't like it.
(Rant incoming)
