Who cares. :3

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

There’s an overweight man in his mid 20s reading manga on the bus and every time he catches you staring he flashes the glock 19 in his waistband at u

I feel like people are fundamentally misunderstanding this post. The gun anime man is meant to be aspired to. He is a bold man in a world of cowardice

Ahhhh, flashing a pistol to unarmed men are like being brave? Nice, did not know that.

If you’re unarmed that’s your own fault. The bus is a PVP zone

wtf….I can’t even walk without tripping how she do that……

this is so beautiful

I love you