Brain vomit

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

you can be a guy in a dress even if you were born a girl btw. "guy in a dress" is a state of mind

if the energy is more than 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to go back to sleep

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome