all political power grows from the barrel of a vote

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

After some years of HRT I've been left with this deep, low simmering rage. Because what do you mean it was always this easy to be happy

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

Chasing a kid down and shooting him in the back is self defense if the jury is racist enough

girl who begs for attention but the second she receives any she gets scared

girl who wants attention but also had a fear of being watched

so guess who figured out she probably has paranoia

girlies this is not a good thing

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

now, chain chomps on the other hand? they really get me going.

I guess as a white woman the want to fuck the dog overrides my want to jerk off to goombas?

i feel like its pretty intuitive that the "bottom half" refers to early stuff, and top means later, and i feel like back is equivalent to bottom on a different axis, same with front and top, so i think they should be equivalent

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[ID: an upside-down world map, with Oceania, South America, and Africa at the top, and Eurasia and North America at the bottom. End of ID.]

my deergirl gf broke up with me when i called her fenderbait so i hit her with my car. AITA