I am the alien overlord

@spankinggod

Man. 24. NC, USA. Harbors porn and pungent disdain for the fat, stupid and religious (which are often akin). This blog is supposed to be weird, aggravating, opinionated and maybe sometimes funny. Negativity is fine, but if you're able to spare me your assorted butt-ailments, It'll be much appreciated. Thanks.

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hashtagloveloses

put this in the MOMA

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jaidefinichonv2

vibraniumacrylicpowder

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

advanced-procrastination

A normal waffle house

surprisebitch

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

spankinggod

Even the poor blind man has gills.

animals-lovers

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ask-cloud-skipper

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toastbutteregg

gif87a-com

Everyday he waits for his owner.

Good content

i’m losing my mind

memewhore

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distinguishedbaloney

mielparaoshun

crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201

Wonder Woman proposing to Supergirl in the presence of Darth Vader and his entourage.

tastefullyoffensive

yummy-tummy-time

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

acutext

i want people who are this invested in me

illmaticraj

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

paninimami

Throwback lol

telvi1

I feel old lol

unclewalk-deactivated20190218

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

laurdlannister-kingslayer

early 2000s

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