Get Two Birds Stoned at Once

Girl isn't even a word to me anymore he's a friend

We're doing to girls what the guys did to guys

i'd love to do to girls what guys do to guys

Oh

personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

Just kick the damn doll people wtf

I mean punting him into the sky is my instinct even if he wasn't malevolently sentient

This was a nice progression of character development

Logging onto here is like walking through a bead curtain

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

Fired!!!