just another piss blog

i had the last of my end of semester exams today, and i woke up late so i didn't have time to use the bathroom before i left. it was quite warm in the exam room so i drank my entire 500mL drinkbottle and refilled it about halfway through the exam. mistake. i started kinda feeling it with about 50min to go, and i started really feeling it with about 30min left.

each person is only allowed to leave the room once during the exam time, though, and i'd already used that to fill my drink bottle (yes, it's a stupid rule, but i don't decide them). i realised that i'd have to hold it for the rest of the time, while paying attention to the exam, and probably drinking more water because god it was hot in there (middle of winter where i'm from but they had the heater up very high). sure, i can do this. hopefully.

as the end of the time got closer and closer i was squirming in my seat, i hadn't leaked yet but there was still 10min left.... i was genuinely worried i wouldn't make it. i had one question left, but i was struggling to focus at this point, i'd made the mistake of wearing a belt this morning and it was digging into my bladder, which i'm sure was bulging by this point, making me even more desperate than i was before, and no matter how much i moved around i couldn't get any relief.

with about 2min left i felt my first leak. it wasn't big, but i could tell it was the beginning of the end. i was once again bemoaning my outfit choices, as i was wearing light jeans, and if i leaked much more it would be. very obvious. at this point, i had finished my exam and packed up my things, and i was just waiting for the buzzer that would finally let me leave.

when it went off, i quite literally sprinted to the bathroom (i think i bumped into a good few people on the way out lol), and as i got into the stall i could feel myself starting to pee.... you'd think that taking off my belt would make it better, but really that miniscule amount of relief is what let loose the flood.

thankfully, i managed to get my pants down in time.... but not my underwear. i was peeing full force, into the toilet (at least), but through my underwear. the relief was insane, and i couldn't even be upset that i almost didn't make it, because wow it felt good. when i finished, i took them off and ended up just binning them because i had nowhere to stash them, and i had to go the rest of the day commando, constantly reminding me of what almost happened.

well of course such a polite little emoticon can have a treat!

somewhere you cant just leave, like an appointment that you have to wait a bit for.

asking if theyre ok and they blushingly admit they thought you were going to go straight home, that they didnt realise....and they need the toilet really badly, they thought theyd just hold it til you all got home but now....

so theyre trying to act normal and youre trying to not notice how theyre squirming and how you can see a little wet spot between their legs when they move-

-the classic, they stop squirming and freeze in place, unable to move. it's only after that when you notice hissing, or a growing wet patch.

-alternatively, maybe they have a blissed out or dazed expression as they get their sweet relief. it's not in the toilet, but who's gonna notice?

-sticking their butt out, or if they're sitting when they start to wet, lifting their butt up off the seat, just a little. as if maybe they could pee like that and somehow not have urine dribbling down their leg.

-turning one knee inward, or slightly lifting one foot. this one's so cute... it's almost kinda puppylike, or cutesy, like standing pigeon toed. plus, while it's just a reflex, if they aren't padded, it causes them to pee down their leg.

-squatting or kneeling. I especially like the idea of someone kneeling on instinct as soon as they start to go, but then realizing that makes it even easier to pee on their own legs by accident. oops!

also, any of the facial expressions/ body language + any of the behaviors can result in extra special peeing their pants vibes!

Yeeeees, it's so cute! When you can just TELL at a glance that someone's wetting, it's hardly subtle at all - well, it might be subtle enough to go unnoticed by people who don't know the wetter, but anyone who's close with them instantly knows!

because they woke up this morning realising they were very late for work, and had no time for their morning pee, and once they get there their boss is refusing to give them even a second off, because they've already missed so much work that has to be done, and eventually the work day is over, but as soon as they get up to go home, they're told they have to work overtime

but EVENTUALLY, they're done, and can go home, but the traffic just could not be slower, they're stopped at every single red light, and there seems to always be someone going at a snails pace in front of them

and after their long and desperate journey, they make it home, spend some time struggling to find their key, before they get in! they rush to the toilet! too desperate to take their pants down, they just sit down, relax, and prepare for the blissful relief they've been craving all day!

and then nothing happens, nothing comes out, they feel like they're about to burst but nothing will come out, they spend so long trying to relieve the urgent need to go, but there's nothing they can do, the relief they've been anticipating so badly will never come

😵‍💫 omg… i love extreme desperation so much…, especially when their bladder is spasming, it’s so so full,,, maybe it’s a bladder inflation scenario and it’s physically been getting in the way of their work.. as they crawl through traffic they feel it getting bigger and heavier… by the time they get to the bathroom they have to squish it down so they can barely squeeze past the doorframe. And once they realize they can’t pee, their bladder triples in size… now they’re stuck in the bathroom with a hyper bladder that shows no signs that it will stop filling up… Ough 😵‍💫

i was cleaning up like normal and just suddenly felt my bladder DROP. like, i went from a 2 to like 9 instantly, feeling my abdomen start fluttering for no reason. i thought id be fine, i just need to get two more tasks done, it’ll be 10 minutes tops.

i almost let a jet of piss squirt into my panties like two minutes later it was really pathetic and i’m so glad there was no one in the store… i normally never need to dance to hold it but i was shifting back and forth ever couple seconds and my legs were kicking around the whole time. then i had to go grab something from the back, surely there’s no problem.

every step literally shook my bladder. like i felt it start squeezing so much more aggressively that i actually grabbed myself involuntarily.. i couldn’t stop moving tho bc the bathrooms were that way. if i wasn’t wearing a skirt i would’ve had 0 chance of actually making it. which is so hot im lightheaded but i don’t have a change of clothes :p