just another piss blog

woke up late for work, drank like four cups of coffee to wake up, and is now stuck in traffic. absolutely bursting to piss, but what are they going to do? maybe there's a cup or bottle, but no way that'll fit everything. they could get out and pee on the side of the road, but what if traffic starts moving again? no, no, they'll just have to hold it. bonus points if someone else is in the car to witness all of it

inhuman character in a human(oid?) body for the first time, has to learn about bodily functions. most of them are easy enough, but they take a while to figure out when they need to pee. a few accidents happen before they get the hang of it. maybe they even decide they like the feeling of it, and have to be told very explicitly (some punishment/negative reinforcement even) that they're not allowed to do that anymore

person who loses literally all bladder control/capacity when drunk either forgets their tolerance or is peer pressured to drink more than usual and has to deal with the consequences

fear wetting!! typically tough person gets in a situation a couple degrees scarier than what they usually deal with, and out it all comes. great especially if someone has to help them deal with the aftermath, comforting them and telling them it's okay, it's just your body, there's nothing wrong with you. maybe the comforter is a bit into it as well, and they fuck about it later :)

someone gets cursed to not physically be able to release their bladder unless under certain conditions, but when those conditions are met? immediate release, no matter when or where they are. could be something like not being able to piss unless at 100% capacity, or only being able to piss at a certain time of day, or even only while doing a specific other task or activity like sleeping

elevator omo... maybe the lift breaks down, maybe they're already desperate but the bathroom is on another floor, either way they wet themselves in front of whoever else is in the lift (be that one person or multiple)

the elevator one would be so good with fear wetting! maybe A and B get trapped in the elevator, and A has extreme anxiety about situations like this, and gets really claustrophobic... it could happen immediately. maybe they start panicking to B, and they can feel a slow, steady line of warmth running down the inside of their leg, but they don't even really care about that in the moment. then they look down and see the dark wet fabric of their pant leg, and the puddle on the floor around their shoe, and they start getting teary eyed from embarrassment. or, alternatively, they hold their pee... but they're stuck for a long time, and they get desperate. so when the elevator suddenly jerks to life and starts moving again, it shocks A enough that they can't hold it anymore. even as they cross their legs and try to stop themselves from wetting, pee hisses against their clenched thighs, and dribbles off of their butt and onto the floor.

for the too much coffee one, I'm imagining a person (A) who is infatuated with the barista (B) at their local coffee shop. they've been chatting a little, and one day B asks A if they can wait around til their shift is over. A agrees... but to stave off the boredom of waiting, they keep ordering big coffee drinks. by the time B is done working, A is uncomfortably full... they really need to pee. and eventually they do it in front of B, humiliating themselves by wetting their pants, and crying from embarrassment. B is taken aback, but they go into full reassurance mode... they still like A! they still think that they're cute, even if they wet themselves, just please don't cry!! meanwhile A's stream is still awkwardly happening in their pants.

Oh my gosh, these are so cute! Elevator omo is an absolute classic, but I looooove the idea of an omo-fied coffee shop AU! These would make absolutely precious fics or art!

• when a character says “ahhhh… i needed this so badly” as they pee

• when character a has been desperate for a long time and character b knows it so when a finishes peeing b says “are you feeling better now?”

• when a character says “i really, really have to pee” (there’s something about the double really, i just love it)

• when a character is stuck in an elevator while they have to pee (or just any room they can’t get out of)

• when characters say “i’ve never had to pee this bad in my entire life” (it’s my favorite desperation line)

• the “they had to go now.” line

• character a is desperate to pee but character b doesn’t believe them due to lack of trust. they feel bad for not believing character a when they wet themself

• character a is desperate to pee and character b knows it and they finally find an opportunity to go to the bathroom and character b says “see? everything’s going to be okay”

• character a warns character b that they’re gonna wet themselves by saying “i can’t hold it anymore, i’m sorry” and character b says “just try to hold on a little bit longer” and a says “no, i mean i really can’t hold it, it’s coming out now.” and immediately wets themself

• when a character gets home absolutely bursting and they’re having trouble putting the key in the hole of the doorknob

Characters who are really shy and won't speak up until they're actively about to have an accident.

Character A is stuck in traffic with character B and one (or both) of them need to pee.

When a character is still trying to hold it even when they've already almost soaked their pants.

MoAniNG in relief

Normally stoic characters turning into a blushing, panting mess when they need to go.

Being denied a bathroom.

Getting stuck in an elevator.

Characters who can't help but cry after they have an accident.

Post wetting comfort!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crotch grabbing.

Characters being forced to pee in a bottle because there's nothing else they can do.

When a character can't think about anything else other than their need.

Waiting in a long line for a bathroom.

Being desperate in public.

Wetting right in front of the toilet.

Shy characters who don't like using public bathrooms.

Bladder shy characters!!!!

Bladder rubbing.

Assisted peeing (bonus if it's two characters who don't like each other 🤭)

Wetting out of fear.

Wet spots.

A character denying they need to go even as they're actively peeing.