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Jaune: Hey, Weiss!
Weiss: Brothers watch me, what is it now, Arc?
Jaune: I learned a joke that will make even someone as devoid of joy as you laugh her ass off.
Weiss: You would need outside help to be funny.
Jaune: ...
Weiss: What are you looking at?
Jaune: Damn, looks like someone already told you that joke.
Weiss: ...
Jaune: ...
Weiss: I will have you choke on your own sword!
Jaune: Meep, meep, bitch!
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The ways to weigh a destination...
Jaune: Okay, so the next stop is a placed simple called Weigh.
Weiss: A place just called Way?
Jaune: No, no. Weigh.
Weiss: Yes, which is what I said. Way.
Jaune: Again, no. The place is called Weigh.
Weiss: Which is what I am saying!
Jaune: You're saying Way. As in, "The town of Weigh is that way."
Weiss: ...
Jaune: I'm saying Weigh. As in, "Look at the way I weigh this apple."
Weiss: ...
Jaune: ...
Weiss: Fuck you, Arc.
Jaune: Not until we make our way to Weigh.
Weiss: I've never kissed a boy and at this point I'm afraid to. What if he tries to teach me about Warhammer?
Jaune: *wearing a shirt that says 'Macragge bitches fuck better'* That would be bad.
Alabastards af:
Good morning to everyone but you...
Jaune: *Stepping out of the bathroom, cleaned and dressed* Okay guys, what's on the... agenda? Why are you guys staring at me like that?
Nora: *Pointing in alarm, hammer at the ready* Stranger Danger!
Ren: *Brandishing his guns* Get on your knees with your hands up!
Pyrrha: *Aiming her rifle* You've got 5 seconds to live, where is Jaune?!
Jaune: *Sees himself in a nearby mirror, hair freshly coloured a delightful shade of chestnut brown* Oh Weiss, you clever twat...
Nora: He's planning an escape! GET HIS ASS!
Ren: STOP RESISTING!
Pyrrha: Where's. My. JAAAAAUNE?!
JNPR: *Erupts in "too early for this shit" pandemonium* AAAAAGH!
~~~~~~~~~~
RWBY dorm...
Yang: Rubles... why, no, how is Weiss awake before all of us? On a free morning?!
Ruby: I don't know! She's freaking me out with that weird smile of hers. Just look at Blake!
Blake: *Hidden in unnatural shadow on her bed, two amber eyes peering from the depths with suspicion and dread* Hissssss, who issssss that? Hissssss!
Yang: Damn, that is bad.
Ruby: Right?!
Weiss: *Freshly awake, neat cup of coffee in hand, sitting next to a small clock that's counting down* Three... Two... One...
JNPR Dorm: GET HIS ASS! STOP RESISTING! JAAAAAUNE! AAAAAGH!
Weiss: *Sips her coffee with delight* Aaah... sweet music to my ears.
Ruby: We should join Blake...
Yang: We really should...
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Jaune: *Waving around a message on his Scroll* Weiss, Weiss! It's terrible!
Weiss: *Rolling eyes from immediate exasperation* Oh Brothers, what is it now?
Jaune: *Dead serious* Weiss, please. You better sit down for this.
Weiss: *Taken aback by the seriousness, sits* It must be very important, very well then.
Jaune: *Reads message* "Recent studies have concluded that excessive sitting has a negative impact on one's predicted lifespan."
Weiss: *Sitting* ...
Jaune: *Standing* ...
Weiss: *Scrambling* Bitch-ass fucker!
Jaune: *Skedaddling* Beware your frail health!
Jaune: Would you still love me if I was ugly?
Weiss: Don't I already?
Weiss: Oh Jaune. Ew. I mean... Hi. Why are you here?
Jaune: In... The cafeteria? Where I go to school?
