Avid Meme Enthusiast

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

i love how george has become like the tumblr mascot

DEPLOY THE BOY

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

good morning to those who celebrate

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit