Rowan's wrld

fun fact we're all going to make it

tangled is lowkey a little queer to me. did anyone else also have a mother who was obsessed with your long hair and femininity and then you came back from uni after your first lesbian haircut and she cried. what if flynn rider was a butch lesbian

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

im really bad at conversations sorry if ive ever talked to you

you some kinda fag? [tears in my eyes] please god are you some kinda fag???

fool me once that’s super mean why would you try to deceive me

that clips of the nazi at University of Washington who starts throwing seig heils and shouting slurs in a gender studies lecture before getting chased outside by THE ENTIRE LECTURE is the funniest shit ive ever seen because 1. they keep releasing more angles of it 2. this happens in their campus square, which is without exaggeration the single largest flat, paved, vacant area i have ever seen that isn't a parking lot, and 3. it's like 200 people bearing down on one (1) dude. someone posted an aerial shot and it looks like when you fuck up in the scouting phase of an RTS and accidentally pull aggro from the entire enemy home base

Yeah I did this with my phone company and they were like ‘we can’t cut the price but we can give you an extra 25GB of data for free every month use this magic code’ so I was like aight that’ll do

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack