ALL ARE WELCOME.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

elon musk has a net worth of $800 billion dollars and was instrumental in gutting multiple agencies and manipulating millions of people on social media but yes those popstars i find annoying are exactly as bad 🤡🤡🤡

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

it’s wednesday? what’s next, 2026??

That was normal.

I love this incredibly niche complaint! Get some heritage breeds, they do totally still exist. Same could likely be said about some other animals like pigs, sheep, and cows.

heritage chicken post

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

Everything is a surprise when you don't pay attention