I Date fictional Characters

“You’re a hell of a lot stronger than you think.”

“I know you can handle it, but please be careful.”

“It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”

“You can cry. I won’t look.”

“Come here. It’s okay to cry. Just let it out.”

“Come on, sit down. Tell me what’s wrong. We’ll figure it out.”

“Don’t worry. It’s gonna be over soon, and we’ll go home.”

“You’re gonna do awesome. You’ve got this.”

“You’re doing great. Keep going.”

“Relax. You’re doing really well. You’re almost done.”

“I know you get this a lot, but you really are beautiful.”

“That— looks really amazing on you.”

“Wait, you made this? These are great.”

“Go on. I’ll be right behind you.”

“Lead the way. I’ve got your back, no matter what.”

“Are you kidding? You’re doing way better than you were!”

“I’m impressed. And that’s not easy to do.”

“I know you can be really hard on yourself— but I believe in you.”

“Stop fretting. You’ve been working your ass off. You’re gonna knock this outta the park.”

“How about this? When you succeed— which I know you will, I’ll take you out for dinner to celebrate.”

“Don’t worry. They’re gonna love you. You’ll see.”

“Just be patient. It’s all gonna work out. I promise.”

send me a number and i’ll tell you who on my f/o list is most likely to do it! (this can be for romantic, platonic, and/or familial f/os!)

most likely text me memes at 2 am

most likely to wake me up at sunrise to get breakfast with them

most likely to pull an all nighter with me

most likely to get me home safely after a night out

most likely to need me to get them home safely after a night out

most likely to carry me when my feet are tired

most likely to take me to bed and tuck me in if i fall asleep in the car

most likely to get into a fight to defend my honor

most likely to get me banned from a store / restaurant

most likely to get me into legal trouble

most likely to get me out of legal trouble

most likely to need me to get them out of legal trouble

most likely to leave me on read

most likely to steal food off my plate

most likely to embarrass me in public

most likely to help me crash a wedding

most likely to bring me home a stray animal

most likely to scream lyrics to songs with me in the car

most likely to take me on a road trip

most likely to let me cut / dye their hair

most likely to steal my clothes

most likely to let me steal their clothes

most likely to learn TikTok dances with me

most likely to go with me to a haunted house

most likely to ride the scariest rides with me at an amusement park

most likely to build a blanket fort with me

most likely to take cute candid pictures of me

most likely to ballroom dance with me

most likely to give the best hugs

most likely to bring me flowers

most likely to get me food when they find out i haven’t eaten all day

most likely to hold me while i cry

most likely to call me sweet nicknames

most likely to confess their feelings to me when they’re drunk

A short comic about my first, unfortunate, cartoon crush— I was 10 okay?

And yes, fanart coming soon

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Learning what it sounds like when your FO falls asleep. We don’t mean the snoring, we mean the process itself. We mean the moment when you are laying together, and you hear the telltale sounds of them beginning to drift off. Maybe their breathing changes. Maybe they have a few movements they make, like clockwork, every night before they fall asleep. If it is light enough, maybe you can see their expression change from pensive to peaceful. Maybe then you can hear their breathing begin to relax and recognise that this is the time they are fully lost to their dreams. Perhaps you learned this because you were simply curious, or because you struggle to sleep and wanted to make sure it was safe to move without waking them, and so you unconsciously studied them. But now you know a little something about them that no one else knows, and as the routine plays out night after night, you feel yourself grow ever closer to your FO. This is a side of them that no one else could possibly know, and you freaking love it.

like, maybe for some faves it was love at first sight, and for others it took you a lot of time to fall in love; and you can have faves that you want to lovepost about all the time, and faves that you don't even want to admit you love. and some faves you love because you relate deeply to their story and struggles, and some you love because they're cute and they make you laugh.

or you can have faves that you want to be domestic with, to live a peaceful life with, but others you want adventure and fun and drama with. faves that you want to marry and faves that you just want to hold hands with.

1. "Keep smiling at me like that."

2. "My God, you're so cute."

3. "You smiled at me..."

4. "You make me so unbelievably happy."

5. "You're such a doof."

6. "You're hands are so soft and tiny."

7. "I'm pretty certain that you are the only thing that fills my head these days."

8. "Tell me I'm cute or I'll tickle you."

9. "I couldn't let you leave without telling you that you are important to me."

10. "I am infatuated with you, my heart."

11. "Be still my heart."

12. "Your eyes... they're so beautiful."

13. "Oh, that smile—please never stop smiling. "

14. "Why do you shy away, little dove?"