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I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

the beatles were actually just all the same guy that they happened to have four of

He was moving very fast to appear at four places at once

the beatle

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

i loooove little moments of human connection. i love it when a stranger has something good happen to them and you get to be a part of the celebration for a moment. i love it when it starts raining and you and a stranger get to say wow its really coming down out there! i love it when something happens and you and a stranger get to share a look. i will never see you again but we did experience something together and for just a moment we were a pair! i genuinely live for that shit

i hope im not just a blog to you but also in your dream blunt rotation

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

i dreamt my cat was misbehaving so i gently slapped him away but it turns out i was cuddling my wife in my sleep so i slapped her belly like a bongo

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

​World Heritage Post

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender