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From Urethra With Love: Bladder Foreign Bodies. A Case Report and Review. Dr. McCoy 5114.91

Outliers in their Field: Spacial Anomalies and the Unlikelihood of Encountering More Than One a Month. Commander Spock 5144.07

A “Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose,” but Exactly What Is a Gastric Adenocarcinoma? 5180.14

Wax on, Wax off: Pubic Hair Grooming and Potential Complications. M. Scott 5201.78

Chemical Processes in the Deep Interior of Uranus. Dr. McCoy 5266.72

Discovering That the Shoe Fits: The Self-Validating Role of Stereotypes in the Medical Field. Commander Spock 5281.15

Laugh on the Outside Too: Importance of Maintaining Humour in Deep Space Travel and the Pursuing Psychological Effects. Dr. McCoy 5295.58

The Left Hand Doesn’t Know What the Right Hand Is Doing: The Disruptive Effects of Attention to the Hands from Onlookers in Skilled Surgery. Dr. McCoy 5338.86

Evaluating Restaurant Reservations for Disease Surveillance. Commander Spock. 5353.29

Nobelium: To Boldly Go Where No1 Has Gone Before. M. Scott 5389.37

Wastage of Time: A Pandemic in The Futility of Creating a Paper to Fulfill an Amusing Name. Commander Spock 5396.58

Check the Mirror: Hypocrisy in the Research Paper Forum and Vulcan Culture. Dr. McCoy 5403.8

Apocalypse Soon?: Dire Messages and Overreactions Reduce Belief in Legitimate Threats by Contradicting Real Scientific Risks. Commander Spock 5418.23

Running on Empty: Neural Signals for Self-Control Failure and it’s Effects on the Emotionally Stunted. Dr. McCoy 5439.87

Children (or Vulcans) and Mini-Magnets: An Almost Fatal Attraction. Dr. McCoy 5454.3

On Wildebeests and Humans: The Preferential Detection of Negative Stimuli and Similar Olfactory Results. Commander Spock 5468.73

Ashes to Ashes: Thermal Contact Burns in Children Caused by Recreational Fires. M. Scott 5483.16

101 Reasons and Ways to Not Burn Children or Anyone in Engineering Ever Again - Alphabetised. Dr. McCoy 5483.16

A Study on Anger: The Primal Instinct in Humans to Fling Feces Belayed by Eggs. Commander Spock 5497.59

“Here’s Egg in Your Eye”: A Respective Study of Blunt Ocular Trauma Resulting From Thrown Eggs. M. Scott 5497.59

Common Side Effects of Important Vaccines for Engineering Staff. Dr. McCoy 5512.02

Factitious Diarrhea: A Case of Watery Deception. M. Scott 5512.02

Crazy Like a Klingon: Validity and Ethics of Alien Models of Human Psychiatric Disease. Commander Spock 5512.02

Falling on Sensitive Ears: Constraints on Bilingual Communication and Similar Cultural Inconsistencies. Dr. McCoy 5533.66

Read My Lips: Results of Visual Expression and Perception of Speech and the Importance of Emotional Expression in Conversation. Dr. McCoy 5555.3

Importance of Meditation: The Long Term Effects of Extreme Emotional Reactions and the Undue Stress it Causes. Commander Spock 5576.95

You Probably Think This Paper’s About You: Narcissists’ Perceptions of Their Personality and Reputation. Dr. McCoy 5605.81

A Vulcan Walks into a Bar (and Other Academic Challenges): Towards a Methodology of Humour. Dr. McCoy 5627.45

Don’t Stand So Close to Me: The Effects of Immediate Presence on Interpersonal Closeness and the Importance of Respecting Boundaries. Commander Spock 5649.1

Sexual Tension: Flirting via Research Papers. M. Scott 5656.31

Therapeutic Drug Monitoring of Vancomycin in Dermal Interstitial Fluid Using Dissolving Microneedles. Dr. McCoy 5728.46