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My toxic trait is thinking I could recommend books Garak would love.

#he would love Catch 22 #sorry doctor but I’m different #gonna steal your man #star trek #ds9 #garak x bashir #garashir #elim garak

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#dante #dante/vergil #the inferno #classic literature #doomed yaoi #toxic yaoi #poetry

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McCoy would beat Spock to a pulp in Mario Kart, like by a humiliating margin. Spock would try to be all “your human games mean nothing and it’s actually a sign of how logical I am that I am bad at this” but inside he would be seething.

Kirk would try to secretly train Spock to be better on their off shifts so that he could win a game but it would be of no use.

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In my mind, it actually doesn’t matter if you ship Spock with either Bones or Kirk during this situation bc Spock puts aside all other emotions temporarily to feel the anger of being crushed in Mario Kart. This is his Mt Olympus and confusing feelings for his shipmates can fucking wait their turn bc why is that southern boy so good at this???? (It’s bc McCoy is a dad)

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Spock actually suggests Galaga bc he figures he will win against McCoy with that one

And he does

But Kirk, spaceship nerd extraordinaire, is a fucking master

He feels guilty but he wipes the floor with that Vulcan

#star trek #spock #spirk #star trek tos

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McCoy would beat Spock to a pulp in Mario Kart, like by a humiliating margin. Spock would try to be all “your human games mean nothing and it’s actually a sign of how logical I am that I am bad at this” but inside he would be seething.

Kirk would try to secretly train Spock to be better on their off shifts so that he could win a game but it would be of no use.

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In my mind, it actually doesn’t matter if you ship Spock with either Bones or Kirk during this situation bc Spock puts aside all other emotions temporarily to feel the anger of being crushed in Mario Kart. This is his Mt Olympus and confusing feelings for his shipmates can fucking wait their turn bc why is that southern boy so good at this???? (It’s bc McCoy is a dad)

#star trek tos

McCoy would beat Spock to a pulp in Mario Kart, like by a humiliating margin. Spock would try to be all “your human games mean nothing and it’s actually a sign of how logical I am that I am bad at this” but inside he would be seething.

Kirk would try to secretly train Spock to be better on their off shifts so that he could win a game but it would be of no use.

#star trek #spones #spock #spock/bones #mario kart world #star trek tos

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The Mormon missionaries trying to convert me today said they loved my swaggy jumpsuit. This is surely a reflection on how cool my personal style is and not indicative of any ulterior motive on their part.

#fashion #americas next top model #victoria's secret #chanel #iamthevision #mormonism

How the Supernatural fandom never discovered “Baby, Can you Dig your Man” by the Heavy-Set Paw-Paws I will NEVER know.

“Baby can you dig your man, he’s a righteous man!” COME ON?!?!?

#supernatural #dean x castiel #dean winchester #sp fandom #Spotify

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Do you think other cultures in Star Trek ever make fun of Starfleet for their uniforms?

Like, “Oh look boys, here comes the color wheel”

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Garak frequently shows scorn for the horrible pyjamas they wear, but yeah I'm sure everyone laughs at them.

The Klingons absolutely must laugh at their stupid little outfits.

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The Klingons look like they just stumbled out of a set for Mad Max, they have no room to say anything lol

Like ya, Star Fleet might be primary colors but at least they didn’t get their uniforms from Hot Topic.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek ds9 #ds9

Fun fact about me is that when I asked my doctor about an autism test she told me that I wasn’t autistic, I was just raised in a forest.

Diagnosed with fucking hick.

Medically redneck.

#autism #nurodivergent #ruralcore

You asked ChatGPT? Ok, well I asked Jeeves and he said he was gonna beat your bot up💪

#chatgpt #ai #ask jeeves #jeeves and wooster

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My flatmate likes to have loud parties in our kitchen at 2am on a Wednesday. I hate him.

I tried everything to get the loud music to stop— talking, playing competing loud music, slamming doors, walking into the kitchen and cooking while starring at the unwanted guests. Nothing worked.

Finally, in a fit of DESPERATION I started playing Sherlock Holmes audiobooks at full fucking volume. This gets them to stop every time. Apparently it’s hard to dance to The Adventure of the Three Garidebs.

I’ve honestly never felt so petty or so proud. This is my bookclub and you’re all just partying in it.

#sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes/john watson #books and reading #college #fandoms #add

You want me to go on a walk? Like that thing that killed Stebbins and McVries and Barkovitch and Olson and…

#the long walk #steven king #horror #books and reading #maine

I think it would be fun if comedians who get canceled for racism or homophobia or something dropped the rights to all their jokes the way video game mobs drop loot and the next comedian to use that joke in a set got to keep it

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Everyone go read the novel Star Trek Deep Space Nine: Station Rage by Diane Carey!

It’s such a silly undead army of Cardassians plot. Garak is his usual dastardly self (also there are like several solid Garak/Julian moments….) and two of the minor antagonists, Fransu and Renzo are so in love it’s sickening with really fun banter.

Seriously, if you love stupid Star Trek shit from the 90s it doesn’t get more fun then this

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Yay for the Garashir, but did you say Cardassian zombies? *adds Station Rage to my wishlist*

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No, it’s sooo rad.

You don’t even know how John-Carpenter-campy the Cardassians can get. The villain monologues are SO fun.

Do you think other cultures in Star Trek ever make fun of Starfleet for their uniforms?

Like, “Oh look boys, here comes the color wheel”

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek ds9 #star trek next gen #ds9 #spock #star trek voyager

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“This is is the LAST time”

And then everyone proceeds to let Quark to embezzlement and Garek do war crimes forever and with no consequences

#they knew what they were doing #this post is about Benjamin Sisko #but also a little about odo #we all know he could have nailed quark to the wall with some charge in season one #elim garak #quark #star trek ds9 #star trek #benjamin sisko

Something about uni that I didn’t expect is just how voraciously I would crave fresh fruit

#scurvy #college #collage #school #food #feed me

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