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#oh thats what he meant by wine-dark sea

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

it’s SO funny to me that it feels like zac has just not let go of some parts of pappy. zaeth is like an entirely different character and he still says stuff like “come on now.” it also seems like it’s become a permanent part of ally’s bits as well with “im a different guy.” it’s killing me so bad like the ghost of daisuke bucklesby has now inhabited a permanent part of zac’s brain

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.