“Summon The Soup.”

“Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2026

DARTH VADER Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Chapter 9: Strange Allies & Chapter 10: The Dark Lord (2026)

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Revenge of the Sith (2005) Ahsoka 1.05 | "Shadow Warrior"

Metal arm meets stone. Spark check: fireproof.

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

Those were the stories that stayed with you.

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great. (insp.)

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH 2005, dir. George Lucas

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka 1.05 | Shadow Warriors

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

The Fallen Angel (1847) by Alexandre Cabanel vs Anakin Skywalker: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas