The Unending Cycle

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

you couldnt trust me around these

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

∴ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ⍑╎ᒲ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ…. リ𝙹, リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ⎓ᔑリᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹⚍リᓵᒷᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ᒷリ

⍑╎╎╎ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ⍑╎

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

Also an obnoxious false dichotomy where they pretend the options are "everyone dies" and "everyone gets ice cream".

Voting 101: 9 people on a bus. The bus driver stands up and shows the people 2 different groups of orphans and asks them if they want him to run over the near orphans or the far away orphans. 4 people vote to run over the near orphans, 3 people vote to run over the far orphans, and both groups scream at the 2 people who didn't vote and accuse them of getting orphans killed. The bus driver runs over both groups of orphans and both of the voting blocks ignore it.

Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath