Dead but Delicious

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i’ll feel better once I fix the five main things I think are wrong with me

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

you should be allowed to not pay rent if you want

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive