Deep inside everybody is a dream

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it" is such a great line honestly.

counterspell to bourgeois moralism

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

glaives are actually so perfect for when i need to chop some onions from the other side of the kitchen

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night