everything is beautiful and interesting

I HAVE TO DO THE WORK SO THAT MY LIFE CAN BE DIFFERENT AND I CAN REAP THE BENEFITS

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

official cephalopod post

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

2 fish sometimes 3

Schrodinger’s Cat

invitation only

the true test of any bond isn't whether it holds up through the worst you can throw at it but whether it can withstand things that are just kind of uncomfortable and lame. like of course it goes without saying that you'll stay with someone you love through hell, but will you stick around for them during times that just kind of suck ass? because that's a different question

being in the trenches together isn't just about carrying each other bleeding and frightened through gunfire and smoke across the battlefield, it's being stuck in a cold, wet, stinking hole in the dirt together for months with no one and nothing but each other

u should just be able to keep growing ur clit.. like how ur ears grow every year or whatever like every year on t you should get a cm or something

when people say sea creatures are aliens that pisses me right off. no man that’s your cousin. usually not even that far back. that thing’s still an animal. it’s not even like, a plant or a fungus or anything 90% of the time. and never a 🦠. thats cousin octopus. auntie fish. uncle sea cucumber. you know them.

people take "drug seeking is a nonsense framework" to mean that like, no one ever lies to get drugs in medical contexts which is just categorically untrue but the question they don't bother to ask themselves is "why do people feel the need to lie to get drugs?" which leads into the further question of "why would someone abuse stimulants/opioids/etc" which is like. i feel like kinda the major question one should ask no. why do people do drugs. what reasons might someone have to lie. why do we exist in a system in which people feel the only way to make decisions with their own body is to lie to medical professionals.

drug seeking is a nonsense framework not because people don't ever lie to get drugs for recreational use or whatever but because people shouldn't have to go through medical hoops to get drugs period. regardless of if for recreational use or otherwise.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

I think this website is really weird about nonbinary people