me me big boy

This is live telecasted murder right here

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

girl got dragged by her hair

I AM SCREECHING

God Rob Lowe is so smart. He brought in someone that no one could resist roasting. They roasted her far more than they roasted him. It’s brilliant.

This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem.

Hey this is very nice!

The fact that virgo was left out of this when dark hoodie guy is having an incredibly #virgo moment is so flagrant it’s unbelievable

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

Never change, Bethesda.

See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues.

It’s honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna fuck up your kid? Because this is how you fuck up your kid.

My parents did this to me as a teenager. Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad’s office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months. Screenshots of private conversations with online friends. Or records of my internet browsing history. And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, “do you masturbate?” because they found I had signed up for this site called “okcupid” in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a “sex site.” And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so I never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they’d been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a “WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA.” at any moment. Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open. I’m 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever.

Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally.

This is terrifying and my parents did this to me constantly throughout my childhood. My mom hasn’t done it in the past year or so because I’ve been ‘good’ (I kind of just gave up on everything for awhile because of depression caused by my folks so I could do no wrong) and I still delete the history on the computer just in case. She still goes through my phone sometimes, though.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you violate your child’s privacy in this way you’ll never earn their trust, you’re just creating a better liar.

This is not something your children will “understand” later; you will not be forgiven, you will not be confided in. You will create trust issues for your children for all of their future relationships. There is nothing about this that is ok. 

I usually hate adding to posts especially considering my addition isnt really all that importnt, but this is happening to me now. my parents can’t go through my messages unless they have my phone, but they know every website i visit, every app i use, and can turn off or filter my access to the internet at any time. not only that, they can demand my phone at any point. One of the worse things they’ve been doing is creating nondescript tumblr blogs on their own phones and following my account, monitoring everything i post, tag, and everyone i talk to. they haven’t been actively looking at my messages for a while, but it still has had a long term effect on my anxiety levels and my overall trust in my parents.

As someone with anxiety as it is, this will fuck you up. I have the luck of my mother being INSANELY idiotic so she doesn’t exactly know how to use my phone, but she will take it rarely. That in and of itself causes me to not trust her. And her being such a homophobe to the point where I had to justify wearing a multicolored beanie as “I like colorful things” or she was going to kick me out. For. A. Beanie. Parents. For the love of god. Do not do this to your children. Please.

Update: I forgot to mention literally everything he’s ever said about body positivity and loving yourself and being confident in the things you love (i.e. sailor moon). I just love him a lot okay

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

the reason i don’t go to the doctor anymore is because i went once and the medical intern was super young and super hot so naturally i got nervous, and when he measured my heart rate he said ‘hmm it’s…faster than average’ and then he smirked. cos he knew. cos i’m not subtle. cos i’m a dumb motherfucker. anyway imagine your OTP

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