people use tumblr?

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I don't fucking want it then?

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

My eyes are way too pretty for anyone to look at them and lie to me.

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge