Space Funk and Cowboy Junk

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

much to consider

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.