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ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...

76,474 books at time of reblog!!!

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

Yeah, a lotta people are.

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Something something Game Changer Ron Perlman

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids