i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

its NEVER gonna stop being funny to me how many star wars prequels / original trilogy fics there are whose main plot driver is that someone has been thrown backwards in time to stop anakin from doing his bullshit and/or stop the jedi council from doing their bullshit bc its just this long cry for help from a fanbase forced to watch 8 hours of an incredibly preventable car crash

SO Harrison and Mark, AND SO Han and Luke

who else comin to terms with the possibility that they will never form a meaningful emotional connection with someone on a romantic level smash that like

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

Who hurt you?

my father did you not read the post

@threadsketchier

Luke Skywalker ghostwrote this at some point.

the worst thing in the world is when you say somethign as a joke and everyones like. “hey. thats not normal. are you ok?”  please stop psychoanalysing me im clown i dont have emotions 

im pro piracy personally…..putlocker? iconic

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

Monopoly destroys relationships, scrabble destroys minds… board games have truly done more damage than video games ever could.