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What is a DM? A miserable little pile of bad accents

Sent with nothing but love to MY favorite DM

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

Charles Darwin made this post

this is the funniest goddamn reply

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

a family doesn’t have to be a man and a woman. a family can be a wizard, his apprentice, the fire demon who ate his heart, his cleaning lady who’s under a curse and in love with him, a senile witch who used to be his greatest enemy, a dog which belongs to his ex teacher and also enemy, a random cursed prince along for the ride, and their walking magic house

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

oh to be a fictional scientist surrounded by many unnecessary & technically pointless beakers of colourful liquids

Sniff an leef

can my atoms stop being person shaped i want to be a moss ball. i need to do photosynthesis im sick of this bullshit