local mystery

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey

Baby want SHRAMP

please respect this electronic technician in training he’s doing his best

If you’re enjoying a tasty bowl of soup there’s a 86% chance to encounter a random wizard event

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

hey

Hi whats up

do you want to go play outside with me

Yeah come on I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide

what?

Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers don’t have enough grip on em

woah hey free sneakers

Hey don’t touch those those are mine

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo