I Am A Normal Box Come Closer

She’s in a bedroom posing for an artsy nude photo not exposing herself on the street please be for real expeditiously

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

How are my sweetie pees

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

hey white people . if u dont know how to pronounce an ethnic persons name *google it* or if its someone ur talking directly to *ask them*. dont fucking do that "erm i dont know how to pronounce but __" or "im gonna butcher this haha" or "im not even gonna bother trying" . ur not funny. do u know what poc think when they hear u saying that ? u sound like a loser asshole and we dont want to spend time with u . im so fucking tired of watching youtube videos about media from my country and hearing those phrases. im tired of people saying that to my face . i respect someone who clearly looked it up and is tryong but says my name wrong over someone who just goes with whatever bad first guess they had without trying. u have too many resources at ur disposal to keep doing this. for the love of god just Fucking Try. if ur confused Just Try.

I highly recommend Forvo.com, the website where native speakers of a language contribute their time and voices to read words and names in their own language. It is a fantastic way to expand your world, open up your ears, and it's way more likely to nab a hit than just googling.

wow , I didn't know this existed, thanks so much for sharing the resource !! I will absolutely be using it now too 🖤

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.

"We're protecting biological gender" well good fucking thing no one is coming for biological sex and we just want people to be happy in their own skin

"Protecting biological sex" could mean protecting intersex people from medical malpractice but we don't have the balls for that now do we. You guys are prison wardens of self expression it's got nothing to do with biology.

In my university genetics class, the professor didn't even mention trans people. Because it's not his job! The topic of how someone's body develops is an entirely different one from how they feel the most comfortable in it.

Waiting for "Uber drivers are petit bourgeoisie because they own the means of production (car they might not even own)" to be a real take that people have, as opposed to any real analysis of the ownership of like. Uber. The app.

btw the whole "you are actually an independent contractor and not an employee" thing is THE ENTIRE GIG ECONOMY GRIFT. It's the mechanism by which workers are being deprived of rights. It's the most transparent way to dress up exploitation in a thin veneer of privilege imaginable, how the fuck can this website— oh. Right. Of course.

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

...yeah that's fair