*walks into room labelled employees only*
Employee: hey this room is for employees only
Me: then how am I standing here?
Manager: damn ur hired

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*walks into room labelled employees only*
Employee: hey this room is for employees only
Me: then how am I standing here?
Manager: damn ur hired

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Hi sorry to disappear and come back so much but I made a rebubble! It has like cute gay designs and things like that & it’d mean a lot if you guys checked it out! Here’s the link. This whole virus situation has me fucked financially so this is my way of trying to combat that. Thank you guys so much ily
Ladies and gentlemen, listen to your gut instincts and record racist and sexual harassing conversations with your smartphone.
bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM
Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

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people only say it’s a free country when they’re doing something that they absolutely 100% should not be allowed to do
like beating their meat inside of a mission barbecue
I was thinking racism but this works too
people only say it’s a free country when they’re doing something that they absolutely 100% should not be allowed to do
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
Smells like disappointment
oh fuck you
op has michigan in their url this is propaganda
more astronauts are from ohio than anywhere else. coincidence? i think not
Imagine being a child in Ohio wanting to go to space just so you can experience something for the first time in your life.

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What was the cringiest trend of the decade? My vote is flash mobs.
It’s the inexorable rise of fascism in the west, in my opinion.
Ha ha what about those mustache finger tattoos
Icelandic Phallological Museum
If Tumblr really do change their threading interface I’m going to miss the
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turns out actually I don’t, those threads were hell.
SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:
Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):
This means a shittonne of swans
(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.
This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):
This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:
Look at this dude and his swans
Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.
I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
this should have been a contender for post of the decade

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yikes
Op where’s the two
I was about to ask where’s the 1 and then got the joke but where’s the two?
ah you noticed that two
i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out
I love this post but I hate that I have to genuinely consider whether or not I have to tag this as nsfw because dandelion dick is a grey area