That's Showbiz Babe!

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

there’s so much joy in living a private life. looking really pretty and not posting it, going to a new city and not telling anyone, getting a fancy dinner by yourself dressed up.... like it just feels like life.. i feel alive and less preformative

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker