Probably off doing sneaky wizard things...

araki in nebraska: fuuuuck dude what if there was an enemy

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

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you are also allowed to do this.

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

fuuuuuck

Friday Again Garfie Baby

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

engine update:

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent

The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.

Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”